Remember my kubernetes devolver ? It has breached containment (helmfile2compose.github.io)
from pokexpert30@jlai.lu to selfhosted@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 23:13
https://jlai.lu/post/33278630

Some days ago I shared a script that would transform basic kubernetes manifests into docker compose and caddyfile. It was heresy, but controlled heresy.

The voice never stopped. Now it’s an ecosystem with its own package manager, and it does CRDs with custom operators. It’s extendable. It’s documented. It’s an insult to kubernetes.

Now you too have to live knowing this exist. And i’m sorry

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slazer2au@lemmy.world on 16 Feb 23:16 next collapse

It’s an insult to kubernetes

Is it though?

pokexpert30@jlai.lu on 17 Feb 00:10 collapse

Yes, very much so

PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social on 17 Feb 01:08 next collapse

I was going to try to goad you into making it work with docker swarm, but then I realized it already does that. Bravo, you beautiful psychopath.

pokexpert30@jlai.lu on 17 Feb 01:16 collapse

Yeah, the best approach would’ve been a two step devolve, given swarm can do similar things as daemonset, and multi replicas. But no, this is a one step lobotomy, no child nor women were spared

ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world on 17 Feb 01:44 next collapse

I wish half of the time at least a project status update was written in a fun way. Thanks for developing this further!

pokexpert30@jlai.lu on 17 Feb 04:35 collapse

No issues. But if you want even worse : github.com/baptisterajaut/h2c-api

Decronym@lemmy.decronym.xyz on 17 Feb 01:51 next collapse

Acronyms, initialisms, abbreviations, contractions, and other phrases which expand to something larger, that I’ve seen in this thread:

Fewer Letters More Letters
DNS Domain Name Service/System
HTTP Hypertext Transfer Protocol, the Web
IP Internet Protocol
SSL Secure Sockets Layer, for transparent encryption
k8s Kubernetes container management package
nginx Popular HTTP server

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greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org on 20 Feb 05:12 next collapse

I swear the k8s brainrot has escaped containment

pokexpert30@jlai.lu on 20 Feb 15:33 collapse

I haven’t yet done a new update ; it has even gone worse since then, there has been a 3.0.0 incident

Lem453@lemmy.ca on 20 Feb 21:45 collapse

You have angered the helmsman Charon. Your misdeeds have been noted.